Desert Hunter

This page is a collection of quotes from Tim Anderson. If there ever were a hall of fame for the most witless, beef-headed statements made on the internet, Tim will win a prize. T-bag has one of the most muddled minds on the web. LOL at t-bag's most awesome online interview with LB at XtraNormal.

In text, T-bag at least has the chance to edit and correct before hitting the submit button. In person, he is even more tedious. I met Tim in person only once while having dinner at a campfire. It took me less than a minute to realize that the constant drivel spilling out of his mouth was going to ruin my meal. It's one of the few times in my life I picked up my dinner plate and my chair and moved to the other side of the fire, as far from Tim as possible.

Read and amaze yourself with some of the stupidest shit you've ever seen.

"The primer went off, but the powder didn't ignite."

"I don't have to shoot out the window, I get a better rest off the hood of the truck.."

"I sharpen my cordanation skills by playing nintendo games dureing the off season and then a little bench time with the rifle just before the season opens.."

"My word depends on who I give it to"

"I get more shooting done on live targets in one month than most get in a year or two.."

"I noticed they removed the Bill Austines female invite so I assume they did'nt buy the rights to it.. Hmmmm." followed by "I 'Apologize to F-P' for makeing the assuption that they borrowed it........................."

"I study them on how they come to a call or how they move around so that I can find them and also pattern them for when it comes time to hunt them, I also keep notes on how they react when being hunted so I get a general idea of there escape routes..."

"If I do something great its not to please anyone but myself.."

"We got 4 coyotes and one red fox today.. I had plenty of shots but had issues with some primers so no kills for me today."

"my cam. has a 2000x zoom and can make them look alot closer than what they actually are"

"Most of the coyotes shot here with a shotgun are hard chargers comeing full tilt past the gunner at 35-60 yds some times a little farther.. We hope for a one shot kill but you seldom get it even with buck shot when they are comeing hard.. The coyote here are running to survive and not comeing to a easey meal.."

"Not all the BB's penetrated the hide on the coyote. We don't use special chokes in our shotguns, just the same ones we use for bird hunting.. Most of the coyotes I have skinned out only have about 5% of the bb's or shot penetrate the hide and go into the muscle, the rest get lodged between the skin and muscle or caught in the hair.."

"...type of area i'm calling in and what age or type of coyote i'm calling to and then i decide on what sound i will start with and finish up with..."

"Nothing against smart people but they have there draw backs as well.. Some tend to over think everything they do.... "

"You can bounce the sound waves off of small ridges that are close to youre stand or some other types of structure rocks, tree's, brush ect. which will confuse the coyote"

"Yes I've seen the broken legs also. Thats what we call breaking a coyote down so it can't run anymore.."

"Rather than dick around with chokes just get a reloading press and tailor youre loads to the gun you use, more willbe gained by reduceing a load or increaseing it or changeing shot cups or weight of shot you throw out there..."

"I did'nt say they are stealing anyones sounds, I said they must of borrowed them with out the owners permission.."

"As far as shareing I don't think so, some of you have proven youre not worthy of such"

"And yes I also hunt coyotes by other means wether it be shooting from the road (Legal here)hunt and stalk, or group hunting."

"you would be surprised what you can learn from listening to them and watching there body language... "

"When the primer went off there was no restriction holding the bullet back and the powder was laying at the bullet end of the case. Since the powder was far enough away from the primer it did'nt ignite it but instead the pressure from the primer forced the bullet and powder out of the case and into the inside of the puller cup..."

"As for cleaver Gary he just a big fucking fraud. Everything he preaches about shot-gun tatics you can get off the net. or from anyone thats used a shotgun for hunting.."

Kids, stay in school.